We’ve been waiting patiently for one of our “crack” reporters to get back to us with a transcript of the evenings fun and frolics but they forgot to switch on their tape recorder.

Our alternative “Grumps Report” has to be vetted by the “Ulster are lovely and currently unbeaten at the top of the league” committee of the Ulster Lovely Rugby Supporters Club and it may be another two years before we get hold of that recording!

In the mean time you can look at the delightful pictures below and make up your own story!