The FRONT ROW UNION

By Insider Ravenhill lavatory attendant steps back from brink of quitting over employers lack of ambition! Bert “The Rod” Plunger, a lavatory attendant at the Ravenhill ground of Ulster Rugby [more]

Well, they’re are back and they’re badder than ever. Now that the super-injunction has been lifted in Northern Ireland the Insider can, once again, give us their own unique view on life, [more]

News so hot that simply everyone is talking about it …

by INSIDER URSC SUPPORTERS MEETING GIVES MEMBERS CHANCE TO SAY STUPID THINGS IN PUBLIC In a true display of democracy an Ulster Rugby Supporters meeting held at Newforge Country Club [more]

Some things you didn’t know about Ulster Rugby 1. 97% of Matt Williams’ harshest critics failed their 11 plus. 2. The Second Barrier Crew evolved out of a failed Alcoholics [more]

Ravenhill Burger Vans To Offer Healthier Meals The news for Ulster fans just gets better and better with the CEO’s announcement that the fare on offer from the burger vans [more]

by INSIDER Fat Controller Appeals to Depressed Ulster Rugby Fans Almost interrupting his lunch at the Ravenhill ground of Ulster Rugby, the Fat Controller made an emotional appeal to fans [more]

by INSIDER Fuzzy Logic Sex Life Exaggerated During Lady Doctor Visit During a routine physical examination it is believed that Ulster rugby supporter, fourteen year old Fuzzy Logic, embellished his [more]

RUGBY BALLS from RAVENHILL by INSIDER Move over MUM Few fans can have missed the recent appearances of Mid Ulster Maestro at Ravenhill with his bright yellow fluorescent jacket and [more]

URSC OFFER TANTRIC SEX LESSONS TO AID RECRUITMENT DRIVE In a bid to drive up membership of the Ulster Rugby Supporters Club, current chairman, The Original Kimble, has volunteered to [more]

WINDS OF CHANGE BLOWING THROUGH ULSTER RUGBY Although Ulster fans were aware that Matt Williams planned to change Ulster Rugby root and branch, the FRU are astonished to discover just [more]

SECOND BARRIER CREW FED UP WITH VANDALISM Members of the Second Barrier Crew are “fed up with hooliganism and vandalism and sick of bad behaviour among fans” according to reports [more]

SECOND BARRIER CREW WELCOME NEW MEMBER Latest recruit to the 2BC is 39 year old former prop forward Sevriano Rafael Iglesias, a prime example of why cousins should never be [more]

ULSTER BRANCH EMPLOYEE NUMBERS RISE EXPONENTIALLY TO EMBRACE PROFESSIONALISM There has been an alarming rise in the number of employees at the Ulster Branch HQ since the advent of professionalism. [more]

SECOND BARRIER CREW CRITICISES FRU, “WE’VE NEVER BEEN SO ACCURATELY INSULTED IN ALL OUR LIVES!” The FRU have today received a statement from the 2BC which says, “Well, you crossed [more]