Following the FRU’s late night investigations in the seedier side of Limerick we can reveal the extraordinary lengths that one Ulster fan went to to get tickets for her sister and her sister’s boyfriend for tomorrow night’s Ulster game at Thomond Park!
This is the young couple from Omagh’s first trip to Thomond Park and such was their excitement with all their planning for their first trip abroad that they forgot to order tickets for the game.
Imagine their disappointment when they called round to Thomond Park yesterday afternoon to find that the game was sold out. Faced with tears before bedtime big sister did what she had to do an stepped up to the mark in one of Limericks seedier bars and made the ultimate sacrifice to procure the tickets.
Speaking to the FRU after the event the anonymous housewife told the FRU,
“Obviously I have brought shame to Ulster rugby but I couldn’t stand to see the disappointment on my little sister’s and her fiancée’s faces. It fair broke my heart.
I know I’ll never be able to hold my head up in public again and I think I’m banned from the Scoop Bar but it was all over so quick that it didn’t really register.
There are some things you just have to do but having that photo taken with a Munster player is something that will haunt me the rest of my life!”
On viewing the picture one shocked Ulster fan rang the FRU to express his shock and disgust. Mr Pervyfan stated,
“I’m shocked and disgusted by the action this fan went to to get tickets for this game. If I had known she would have stooped to this level I would have given her two of my tickets for a quick shag! In fact can I run an ad for that for future matches?”
The FRU’s reporter made his excuses and left!
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11 Responses to “Ulster fan in sex for tickets shocker!”
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No wonder they can afford to stay in the Penthouse Suite at the Clarion!
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How low indeed, before we know it we will have supporters swapping shirts, I mean who in their right mind would want one of those red Monster rags?
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Personally, i was really disgusted to see such a doyen of ulster rugby flaunt his new red shirt with toyota on the front. On the flip side this hideous photo has kept my daughter away frpm the fireplace
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You’ll have to figure out how to send me that photo. I promise I will use it if you do!
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LOOKS LIKE A FLUSIE FROM LARNE I KMOW, COULDNT BE, LARNE WOMEN WONDNT DO THAT
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WELL WELL WELL EDITOR AND CHIEF
I THINK U HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO , I RECD A VERY DISTURBING PHOTO TODAY OF SOMEONE IN A MUNSTER SHIRT ?
SEX FOR TICKETS ????????
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The shocking picture arrived in my inbox last night as well. No doubt all will be revealed in the next day or two!
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Please – no!!!! Not all!!!!
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Please ensure the posing pouch is covered otherwise the site will be placed on the top shelf in a brown paper bag!
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The posing pouch should be X rated ! The top half of the photo is just about bearable !!
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And still we wait….
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