According to ace reporter Niall Crozier, of the Belfast Telegraph, Ulster have made an extraordinary new signing in Simone Danielle.
According to his report 24 year old ex glamour model Danielle will be featuring in this weeks top of the table crash against Leinster as Crozier states:
It boils down to choosing two centres and two wings from Cave, Whitten, Shields, Trimble, Danielle and Timoci Nagusa and providing cover.
This extraordinary signing is thought to be the last desperate act of departing CEO Mike Reid as he attempts to fill Ulster Rugby’s new stand and it certainly seems to be working as Ulster Rugby have announced this game an all ticket match.
Ever diligent, The FRU have managed to come up with some vital statistics on our new winger/centre.
Simone Danielle
Age: 24
Date of Birth: Sagittarius
Weight: 90lb
Height: 36 – 24 – 34
Favourite Club: Sparkles @ Ravers
Best Match: Brad and Angelina
Ambition: To score with Ulster
Gorgeous pouting Simone is certainly not shy and has even bought a special tee-shirt for when she meets Holywood Mike!
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