FRU Factoid No 21
This week we are looking at ubber supporters Mr Derg and his (only just) teenage son Texel King who are slugging it out at the top of the FRU Predictions League.
Things have got so tense in the Derg household as the Predictions League reaches its climax that Dergman and Texel King are not talking to each other – at all!
It all came to a head last week with Dergman scoring five points and Texel King scoring zero which led to scurrilous accusations of results fixing and illicit collaboration with the organisers of the League.
The Front Row Union Man of the Match: Munster v Ulster
- Marshall L (56%, 32 Votes)
- Birch (16%, 9 Votes)
- Olding (5%, 3 Votes)
- Wilson (5%, 3 Votes)
- McComish (4%, 2 Votes)
- Diack (4%, 2 Votes)
- Macklin (4%, 2 Votes)
- Annett (2%, 1 Votes)
- Cochrane (2%, 1 Votes)
- Black (2%, 1 Votes)
- Gilroy (2%, 1 Votes)
- O'Connor N (0%, 0 Votes)
- Herring (0%, 0 Votes)
- Heaney (0%, 0 Votes)
- Stevenson (0%, 0 Votes)
- O'Connor A (0%, 0 Votes)
- Court (0%, 0 Votes)
- Lutton (0%, 0 Votes)
- McComb (0%, 0 Votes)
- D'Arcy (0%, 0 Votes)
- Marshall P (0%, 0 Votes)
- Allen (0%, 0 Votes)
- Andrew (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 57
Factoid 11. FALSE Texel King does not drive a Range Rover the sheep was in the back seat of his Ka!
Factoid 12. FALSE surprisingly the Twins are in fact twins.
Factoid 13. TRUE Thomas does have more “friends” than Niall.
Factoid 14. FALSE despite the uncanny resemblance Matt McCullough didn’t audition as Randy in My Name is Earl!
Factoid 15. FALSE of course Matt is All That! The FRU never questions coaches!
Factoid 16. FALSE Kimble actually claimed for 14 “Adult Movies” not just two!
Factoid 17. TRUE checked with Isaac on Saturday night and apparently it is true. Amazing!
Factoid 18. TRUE The Raven does have more twisty faces than the Albert Clock!
Factoid 19. TRUE Fitzy did help Bangor get promoted!
Factoid 20. FALSE only 20,000 Munster tops were returned!