Monthly Archives: August 2008

Rugby Balls from Ravenhill

WINDS OF CHANGE BLOWING THROUGH ULSTER RUGBY Although Ulster fans were aware that Matt Williams planned to change Ulster Rugby root and branch, the FRU are astonished to discover just how far reaching those changes are going to be. A veil of secrecy has descended over Ravenhill as Williams has installed himself in a Portakabin …

Rugby Balls from Ravenhill

URSC FUND-RAISING NIGHT A fund-raising night was held to raise money for a new Ulster Team Mascot by the URSC. President Kimble who has dedicated his life to breeding team mascots in captivity, introduced the current team mascot Sparky to a well attended evening. The highlight of the evening happened when President Kimble described Sparky’s …

Supporters Club needs Supporters.

The FRU CEO Dewi Barnes, after years of unprecedented prudence, finally put his hand in his pocket and fished out a crisp ¬£10 note and joined the “Official” Ulster Rugby Supporters Club. Is this a bid by Barnes to unseat Chairman Kimble or are The FRU finally throwing their, not inconsiderable, weight behind this hard …

Fashion Update.

Another season, another new kit. With this new Kukri kit being a slightly more comfortable fit than the old Canterbury, The FRU give out much needed fashion advice to men of a certain age on what not to wear. Step forward Ulster’s own Dr Dave. Now Ulster Rugby legend Dr Dave Irwin has for a …

What Ulster Means.

What Ulster Rugby means to the people of this wee Provence was brought home on Friday night when I spotted young Andrew Toland studying the past pictures in the Scoop Bar. Andrew wasn’t looking at the old black and white photos because he was bored with all the old forty somethings pretending to be twenty …

UAFC Vacancies

Urgently required: Due to ongoing difficulties with our internet site the UAFC urgently require two SDA operators familiar with ISO/681and Protocol to 414.F Standard is required to work EBS with two NT technicians on an AK-47 system (10.3.4 – 10.4.0). A good working knowledge of FuK-All systems architecture and Tw AT- series winforms is essential …

Horrorscopes

By – Mystic Keg (The rambling predictions of a drunken astrologer) Aries (March21-April19) GerryO Your habit of falling back on arguments about your part in the success of the ‘Peace Process’ during every debate won’t help decide whose turn it is to take the bin out. Taurus (April20-May20) Colzo You swore that your love would …

Ulster Strength in Depth to be Tested.

Ulster coach Matt Williams looks set to field what is essentially a strong Ulster A team come Friday. With, English giants, Bath first up at Ravenhill this coming Friday it seams that ¬†Williams will rest all those involved in summer tours with Ireland and Ireland A, with the exception of Tom Court and Darren Cave, …

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