According to Mr tok
Scoop no longer makes him rock
“It’s a boring load of out-dated tosh
Which HE wouldn’t write for dosh!”
Tho’ it’s a better explanation
Than Grumps’s short oration
- In response to requests from the FRU
He showed he’s not got a clue.
But worst of all is Tighty
Whose pen is not that mighty
All things being equal … ateral
He’s as weird as the Bermuda triangle
There is an explanation
Which I’ll give without hesitation
Why SCOOP’s in a bit of a stew
And why we’re writing for FRU
You see, Mary, the Irish President
To write to FRU, ain’t hesitant
So SCOOP attempted to get Lizzie
But it seems H.M. is too busy
So we’re sorry if you’re not sated
We know there’ll be disappointment
Coz our website won’t be up-dated
Till SCOOP is “By Royal Appointment”
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Told you it was a load of old tosh!
tok
Please update Scoop
It’s the only thing worth looking at on the FRU website
Will “By Royal APPROVAL” do?
It has returned, your majesty!